Findings:
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
- Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- That man bit me
- ass chip
- kick ass
- Covering your ass
- Whoop Ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- sorry ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and the Charger
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and the Old Shepherd
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- The Horse and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Red Ass
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Buridan's ass
- Asses of the masses
- Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
- The "ass" jellybean
- Spare Ass Annie
- wiping ass
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- How do you love your ass?
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- You mean the me that you would be
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- Run your ass
- Kicking ass
- Sitting on your ass
- Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
- Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
- The Golden Ass
- asses (user)
- Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
- The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
- Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
- The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
- Kick Ass Oat Bread
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
- Punk Ass and the Grizzly Bear
- a huge man ass (user)
- Tap that ass
- Ass wrestling
- Coon ass
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- ASS HOLE (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
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