Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- If you would be so kind
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- You're too young to be so old
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- So you want to be a telephone engineer
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- So you want to be a DJ?
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Starving in the greenhouse
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- so be it
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- So you wanna be a hacker
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- So you want to be a composer
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- It's so cool to be denied
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- What it's like to be in love
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- So you want to be a waitress
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- So mote it be
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- So you want to be a star?
- You could be so delicious
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- So you want to be evil
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Adam fell that men might be
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Beware! This might be reality!
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Hot pursuit
- Just to see what it would be like
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Say It Ain't So
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- That I Would Be Good
- A whimper would be fine
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Where's the kaboom?
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- I Might Be Wrong
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- They Might Be Giants
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- it would be hilarious if only
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- eternity would be boring
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- If God was willing to let it be
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- You might be a Washingtonian
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Things never were what they used to be
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