Findings:

• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Offend
• offend me
• Lincoln's response to an offended Democrat, October 31, 1840
• If it chance your eye offend you
• Offend Maggie
• Contains no material likely to offend or harm
• Being offended is for the weak
• I don't want to offend
• If Thy Eye Offend Thee
• Staring at the floor pattern in the kitchen
• staring
• Staring contest
• Never look like you're staring
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Staring down babies
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Staring into the pupils of my eyes
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• staring up at the sky
• Staring through black glasses
• staring at the ceiling, waiting for it to blink
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• mirror staring into eyes
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• Staring into a darkened sky
• Staring at the moon and wondering if it looks the same in Afghanistan
• Staring at clouds
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• laying in a field staring up at the sky
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• highway rest stops
• Stop
• full stop
• truck stop
• Stopped
• Stop and smell the roses
• Slow and Stopped Clocks
• Stop Making Sense
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Stop Dead
• Stop button panic
• She stopped and took a second look
• glottal stop
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Nothing can stop me now
• Comic Stop
• stop picking on me
• stop loss order
• stop order
• stop price
• Stop motion animation
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Rest stop
• stop sign
• shift-run/stop
• It's GNU/Linux; stop calling it "Linux"
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Stop, Drop and Roll
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• pit stop
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• stop calling me
• The big red Everything2 Emergency Stop Button
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Stop looking at me
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• stop being so English
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Bus Stop
• Make it stop
• Please stop annoying me
• Stop plate tectonics
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• How to Drive: Four Way Stops
• Why I stopped eating plums
• Non Stop Ibiza Experience
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• My microwave can stop time
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• Stop! In the neighbour's lawn
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• stop the run
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
• A mathematically fair way to split a taxi ride with multiple stops
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• stop run
• emergency pit stop
• Stop on Red Week
• Stop running
• Stop, Drop and Roll, Officer Bacon!
• Stop Flirting
• When the words stop working
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• stop bath
• double stop
• triple stop
• Don't pull the stop button!
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• one-stop shopping
• I can't stop torturing myself
• When should a firm stop production?
• How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Request Stop
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Never Stop Burning
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• stop adoring from so far away
• it feels good until you stop
• rolling stop
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• stop and search
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Stop trying to sell your sister
• How it is that we stop asking questions
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• Why I Should Stop Drinking
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• Stop thinking in 99 cents
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
• pull out all the stops
• The old man at the bus stop
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Stop The Violins
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Run/Stop Restore
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Stop acting like an asshole
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• stop impedance
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• aperture stop
• field stop
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• Why she stopped crying
• Herbs to stop unwanted advances
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• The Music Never Stopped
• Caution (Do Not Stop On The Tracks)
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• Stop HERE on red
• Red means STOP in Beaverton
• How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
• The minute I stopped caring
• Stop Children
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• emergency stop button
• Stop (user)
• The buck stops here
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Stop using sexual activities as swear words!
• Geezer and a stop sign
• The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
• stop codon
• Stop Your Crying
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• Stop Picking At It
• Big Arm Pit Stop

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