Findings:

• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• It doesn't get any better than this
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Stoned music memories
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• You will get yours
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Life will get easier
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• five will get you ten
• The bomber will always get through
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• second-hand smoke
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Stoners will smoke anything
• People who don't smoke will never die
• It will get better
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• 15 will get you 20
• doesn't
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• God probably doesn't exist
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• size doesn't matter
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• this doesn't work
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• Doesn't Remind Me
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• change doesn't happen
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• Infinity Doesn't Exist
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
• old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• doesn't look like anything to me
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• he doesn't talk
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?

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