Findings:
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Only Jesus can judge me
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- can u c me i guess n (user)
- How television car chases influenced me
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Can I eat him, boss?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- There's a certain silence driving me mad
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- no power in the verse can stop me
- better off with him than here with me
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
- You can see right through me
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- Innocent contact with his flesh
- There is no real me
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- There can be only one
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- The least I can get away with
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- There are no sleep in can
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- Judeo-Christian influence in J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings
- Lord, you know it makes me high,
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- There are a million girls like me out there
- There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Can You Fill Me In?
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Nothing can stop me now
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
- There is something we can do
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Can you hear me flailing
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- At Least There is Racing
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- O Lord Thou crackest me up
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
- lord help me, for i am weak
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- There is a panther stalks me down
- Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
- Before you, there was me
- Language of the dead
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- You Can Count on Me
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Can you hear me knocking?
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Though you can tell me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Can You Take Me Back
- I can feel you forgetting me
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- can you get enough of me?
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- We can rebuild him
- At least animals can run away
- Can you show me?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Catch Me If You Can
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- you can look closer forever and there is always more
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Can You Hear Me?
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- can you show me where this came from?
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- There is nothing the dead can do
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Tell him, she told me
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- There is none like unto Him
- It is there with him.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- Better him than me
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- Lord Snooty and His Pals
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
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