Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if you're going to spend your time here, you might as well make something worthwhile"

• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It's well past time for you to totally lose it
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• you're wasting time
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• You're to Make Young Gems
• To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Right Makes Might
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Here is how to make flame sing
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• This time, this isn’t going to pass
• What's going on here?
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I thought I might find you here
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Live Era '87-'93
• Time to make the donuts
• I'm glad you're here.
• Star Trek makes time travel too easy
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• might as well
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• you're waiting for something
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• All will be well again in time
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Going to spend a penny
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Collision avoidance technique
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• You're so come here go away
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• time has no meaning here
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Here's the time I took the blame
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• might makes right
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• You, standing
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• How to Make a Cheap Wine that Might Poison You
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• 300% of something is NOT three times more!
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• how you spend your time is what you become
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• There's Something Going On
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I had pleasant times as well
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Time flies when you're having fun
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Going against the grain
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I was going to marry Marty
• Where's Everything going?
• going to the dogs
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going through the motions
• this is it, we're going to die
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• this is going to hurt a little
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Going drag
• To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Thumbs Up going down
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• Going East
• Good Thing Going
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Going Public
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Going to a ska show
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• Help! I'm going to have sex

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