Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if you aren't touched by this piece of humanity, you are a cold, heartless pig and deserve to die a painful death"

• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Death by Woman (user)
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• death passed him by
• To die by your side
• death by boom boom (user)
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Touched By Venom
• Root pig or die
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• The bad guy dies by accident
• Death by Cucco
• Nibbled to death by ducks
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• the honor of death by arrow
• Death by Soy
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Cold to the touch
• live by the sword, die by the sword
• Invented slang terms in Benjamin Peret's Death to the Pigs and the Field of Battle
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Touch of Death
• death by multimeter
• Death by Milkfloat
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Murder by Death
• Death by tomato leaves
• Death By Neko (user)
• Death by jargon
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Death by Water
• Double crust death by lemon pie
• Death by Sexy
• Death by Black Hole
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Touched by the Hand of God
• Death by cake
• die by the sword
• "Death" by Mathematics
• those touched by demons
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• humanity is a war with death
• To die the death of a rag doll
• Die, you gravy sucking pig!
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Die the death
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• To reduce risk of death by electric shock
• Death By Chocolate
• Killed By Death
• Touched by An Angel
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• by definition
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Dividing by zero
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• People referred to by three initials
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Call by value
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Justification by faith
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire

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