Findings:
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
- How to get along with Texans
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I don't know how to smile
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Stoned music memories
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You, standing
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- this is the song that lets you know that things are still not okay
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- You don't get a song
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- They don't know what I've done
- The Get Along Gang
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Rape committed by women
- Sing Along With Me
- to get along
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- No, I don't have channel 11
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
- I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I don't get many things right the first time
- and if you sing, i'll sing along
- we can get along even though we disagree
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I don't know what to do with you
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- A reason to drink
- You Don't Know Jack
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- I don't know
- Don't Know Much
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Node what you don't know
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- So you don't have to
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- I just don't know when to quit.
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- you don't want to know
- Why don't I have votes today?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- we don't precisely know
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- i don't know what it is on the wind,but
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- I Don't Know (user)
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- He don't know
- I don't know why I read the newspaper
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- You don't know my GOD
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- emotions others don't get to see
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- hummingbirds don't sing
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- I don't know what Christmas means anymore
- You don't have to remember my name
- You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I dont know (user)
- You don't know fear
- What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- I Don't Know You Anymore
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- You remember how to whistle don't you?
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- dont know (user)
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I still don't even know you
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