Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if you get evicted, maybe you can wager your meager posessions for food and shelter. Or you can deliberately lose and find a nice warm spot in hell, which is probably what you were doing when you wagered your nonexistent rent money in the first place."

• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• i'll find a place to rest my spirit if i can
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• What can you get for three cents?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• canned food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Can I Get An Amen?
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• we can get along even though we disagree
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• The words no one can find
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Eating raw foods can change your eye color
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Dr Pepper imitations
• you can always find a razor lying in the road
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• can you get enough of me?
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• The past can find you
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• If you can say something nice, do
• Can I get a sketch?
• When water chokes you
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Piero Manzoni
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• trick or can
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• You can never get away from yourself
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The least I can get away with
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• When can it end?
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• No one can be in two places at once
• Money can buy happiness
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• you can find a war for peace
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• can of corn
• Yan Can Cook
• Be all that you can be
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children

If you Log in you could create a "if you get evicted, maybe you can wager your meager posessions for food and shelter. Or you can deliberately lose and find a nice warm spot in hell, which is probably what you were doing when you wagered your nonexistent rent money in the first place." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.