Findings:

• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You have the right to ask
• If You Have to Ask
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• My hands have lost their memory
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I have to go to the bathroom
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Long Haired Preachers
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have crossed the final threshold
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• things you wouldn't have believed
• Dude, you have a white spot
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• You don't have any real problems
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• However, we have birds and wonderful green trees and rain.
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• I have to catch myself around you
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• What it's like to have a community
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• an ache you would ask for
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• That moment before she asked
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• Atheists have no support group
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• They Have a Word for It
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I appear to have been misinformed
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• based on events that may have happened
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• computers have no feelings
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• I don't have the time
• have another
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Being asked to sponsor
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• Sally guests I have known
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I have this delusion
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Men have feelings too
• I want to have your abortion
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have too many clothes
• Using a command line
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The path we have been walking
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Why don't I have votes today?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Asking for a favor
• you asked for it
• The Heart Asks Pleasure First
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I asked her not to forget me
• Know your pets
• What have you
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Let's all have an orgy!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I have bad taste in music
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have brain, will travel
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Kids have no concept of time
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Fight Clubs I have known
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• Gifts we already have
• What have you done for me lately?
• Fireplace accessories
• It must have rained or something
• We are all we have
• Tools everyone should have
• She Will Have Her Way
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I have Gaelic
• Pigs have good noses
• What I have learned from being fired
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• No, I don't have channel 11
• We have shuffled off this mortal coil
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I have a crush on a girl in France
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Bernie would have won
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master

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