Findings:

• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• If only I could get into her head
• She only wants me for tech support
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I often get drunk in my basement
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Why do you want to get married?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Eating only rice to get by
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Kompressor want to get with You
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Getting what you want from tech support
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• I don't want to get over you
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• She only wants me for sex
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• I used to get sick quite often
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Ask Jeeves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I want a cup of tea, a helicopter and an inflatable doll
• She asked me to read her a poem
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• Ask Me Anything
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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