Findings:
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- Idiots will ruin everything, eventually
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- Something eventually will consume you
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Crying does not get you out of a ticket
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- 15 will get you 20
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- Life will get easier
- You will get yours
- The bomber will always get through
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- five will get you ten
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- It will get better
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- eventually
- He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- A long way down reverses eventually
- kiss, eventually
- Every node eventually becomes a "Getting To Know You" node
- Get over it
- Get Happy!
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You can't get there from here
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Get your rocks off
- get drunk
- How to get it
- get
- Get it on
- The drugs get you ready
- You get what you pay for
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Can we all just get along?
- Get drunk on History
- it gets thick
- As Good as it Gets
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- The early bird gets the worm
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Get my groove on
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- get a wiggle on
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- I never get mail
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Let's Get Killed
- get well card
- Get used to it
- Get In Shape Girl
- Get Smart
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to get people to leave you alone
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Get a break
- Get a fat lip
- Get a grindstone and sharpen it
- Get a load of
- Get around
- Get a tail
- Get a valentine
- Get the finger put on
- Get hip
- Get hit with
- Get hit with the blocks
- Get hours
- Get it up
- Get off the gun
- Get off the nut
- Get out the crying towel
- Get rich quick
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- Get on the Bus
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- get mine
- get off
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- good reasons to get an education
- Get off the shed
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Get the hell out of Dodge
- How to get rid of a cold
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Get a communications degree and we'll talk
- Get a life!
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- get right down to it
- get to the point
- The Get Up Kids
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Birthdays get less significant as you get older
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- The Public Wants What The Public Gets
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- Where did you get that hat?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- Get your bender on
- Get Carter
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- It doesn't get any better than this
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get your stuff voted up
- You get the idea
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
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