Findings:

• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There will be no more stories to read
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There need to be more powers
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Who Will Be There
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• lost, or trying to be
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Things never were what they used to be
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Where's the kaboom?
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• How to be a more productive writer
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• What life after death will really be like
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• There will be time
• Be careful and don't fall down
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• There Must Be Someone
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Trying to be friends
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Some things that fly there be
• you had to be there
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Be there or be square
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• There is some place I need to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Be a problematic duck over there
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Let there be another next time
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• play dumb
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• University students can be really stupid
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• The end will be a sellout
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• all the cute guys will be there
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• There will never be another you
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• there will be a last
• There Will Be Blood
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• trying to be a feminist
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• We used to be more in sync
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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