Findings:

• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Epic-level plot
• plot device
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• plot
• A Plot Thickens : Nottingham Noders Unite to Nobble Society
• plot sampling
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If you would be seated
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• eternity would be boring
• Just to see what it would be like
• Ramachandran plot
• plot branch
• plot density index
• Basic plots
• Box Plot
• I never thought it would be like this
• Gunpowder Plot
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• That would be me
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• Merged book and movie plots
• The Asian plot to take over North America
• You mean the me that you would be
• Popish Plot
• The Original Plot to Ultima IX
• The Plot of Xenogears
• The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu
• Southampton plot
• Warming Pan Plot
• Plot hammer
• hydropathy plot
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• A whimper would be fine
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Things never were what they used to be
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If you would be so kind
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• That Would Be Enough
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• plot hole
• Secret Plot
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
• scatter plot
• Dedication for a Plot of Ground
• Back To The Future III
• Babington Plot
• The Ten Commandments revised
• plot line
• Bode plot
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Plot to Assassinate Hitler
• A Small Plot of Land
• Idiot Plot
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• sitcom plot clichés
• The best kind of bartender
• The plot to kill George Bush
• The seven basic conflicts
• Lineweaver-Burk plot
• plot (user)
• master plots
• The plot to kill George Bush II
• double reciprocal plot
• Alleged assassination plots involving Fidel Castro
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Mind without body
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• That I Would Be Good
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• it would be hilarious if only
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning

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