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• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Dead links in writeups
• They did so because they believed they could.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Up on melancholy hill, there's a plastic tree
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• so expendable in their memory
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I was into them after they were hip
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• burning stars lit up their hair
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• up to their gossip
• Cats always land on their feet
• Things people put up their butts
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• So we drank their blood...
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I will ask them all their dreams
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• This was their finest hour
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• And their feet move
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• Carelessly their feet trod upon life, extinguishing it
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The soles of their feet
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• So they caught Santa Claus
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• So There We Were
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• It was free, so I took it.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Why do we treat them so well?
• I wake up so energized
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• So they caught George W. Bush
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• I was doing so well.
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• They came together so as to form one whole
• The night was alive, and so was I
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• You could be so delicious
• Could/can vs Would/will
• So there's this guy
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I wake up
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris

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