Findings:

• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Actually
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Money is actually Magic Points
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• For you see, we are all living in a jar of Tang!
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• BTW
• Tank BTW (user)
• Guy Smiley (user)
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• That guy
• guy
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• nice guy
• Comic Book Guy
• dream guy
• Guy Kawasaki
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Guy de Maupassant
• bad guy
• The Humble Guys
• Family Guy
• The perfect guy
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• right guy
• tough guy
• The Cable Guy
• Guy Fawkes
• Guy Debord
• The Fall Guy
• two girls and a guy
• Shirt Guy Tom
• Just a guy on a horse
• computer guy lite
• Guy Stevens
• Nice guys finish last
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Arcata Guy (user)
• Guy Dynamic
• You just cut that guy off
• Fall guy
• just a guy (user)
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• guy bob receptacles (user)
• sane guy (user)
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Dead Guy Ale
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• guys in Speedos
• Prison tough guy
• Guys with shaved legs
• Nice Guy Eddie
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• One of the guys
• Guys and Dolls
• Guys who wear skirts
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• token black guy
• Things guys think girls should know
• all the cute guys will be there
• This guy I once knew, Jason
• guy hug
• Shy Guy
• Guy Noir
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• nice guy complex
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• College Guy Casserole
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Two Guys and a Girl
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• The Guy Nod
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Menards guy
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Small-framed Guy
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Guy Daikouji
• Guy Clark
• West Country Guy (user)
• He's a good guy friend
• The three kinds of nice guys
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• date movies for guys
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• getting hit by a guy
• Strong Guy
• Guy Ritchie
• That guy issue
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The little guy
• Operation Good Guys
• Good-looking guy game
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Guy Incognito (user)
• Guy Williams
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• funny fat guy who dies
• That Crazy Guy!
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Autistic guy on the city bus
• Richard K. Guy
• free guy
• guy movie
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages

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