Findings:
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- So Pretty Please
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Please, Pleaseplease
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please don't feed the troll
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please do not read this
- Please don't send your resume
- Please Smile My Noise Bleed
- Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- Could We Start Again, Please?
- If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Ticket, please.
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- let me speak please (user)
- No flash photography on the drunks, please
- Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- Be still, my soul, be still
- the canary in the soul mine
- Someone please kill me
- Your Soul is Mine
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please Kill Me
- Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Please call again
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- Please stop annoying me
- please (user)
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- please let me in (user)
- Lord, Blow the Moon Out Please
- Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
- this is a please this is a please
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- You Won't Be Mine
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- Bare souls and hidden faces
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- Be still, My soul
- Hurry up please it's time
- Love is touching souls, surely you touched mine
- Pleased
- Please help me!
- Please use plain text
- please
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Please clear the field; the game is not over
- say please
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- nigga please
- Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
- Be Mine
- Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Pleased to Meet Me
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Time Travelers please help!
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- something please (user)
- No Sex Please: We're British
- Die Please (user)
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
- Please pardon our façade
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
- Check please
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Please Go
- You're too young to be so old
- Please do not feed the Hamsters!
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Please do not feed the birds
- Please, Call me Honky
- Got any ID please?
- I said to my soul, be cool.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Puffy Punkachu punched my pretty face
- If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
- You're too good to be human
- Please Please Me
- Take my wife, please!
- Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
- please explain
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
- you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- listen()
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Please cut back on your car usage
- Please take a number
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I'd like a new lease on life, please.
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Please don't bring your kids
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- Please Save My Earth
- Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
- Please recycle
- Pleased as Punch
- Please Fix This Bug. (user)
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- please forgive me (user)
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Please insert nicotine
- Pleased to Meet You
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
- Give me a moment, please
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Be gentle with me
- You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please, Teacher!
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- please i drunk (user)
- Please please please let me get what I want
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
- I should be able to remember your face
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