Findings:
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- like something out of a story
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- Telling a story
- Alone, Like a Window Washer at the 50th Story
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I feel like I'm being watched
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I still like a bedtime story
- Telling adult stories to non-adults
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm just a bill
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm game
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a Pepper
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm scared
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm The Man
- I know more when I'm alone
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
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