Findings:

• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• i have to get out
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• Words that only have one context
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• sticking out one's tongue
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• one last look at you
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I have one whole anus
• Be a model or just look like one
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• Pour one out for your dead homies
• one out of three
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• Look out Haskell, it's real!
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• No one gets out of this life alive
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Finding out you have cancer
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• How to have an out of body experience
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• You have your work cut out for you
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I could have been one of a two
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Have One On Me
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• windows where I can look out
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I Sit and Look Out
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• take the wind out of one's sails
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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