Findings:

• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• She wanted the pies to stop.
• Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I knew I couldn't build a cat
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• It couldn't be
• I just couldn't work like that
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I couldn't care less
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Because I couldn't
• It Couldn't Be Done
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• we couldn't find the address
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• It couldn't hurt
• Before I realized I couldn't cure you
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Why couldn't John
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• What Noah couldn't know-ah
• Time has inertia we couldn't observe
• It couldn't be us
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• even (user)
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• even permutation
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Something Even Better
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• kiss, even
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• A place where even trees conspire
• It's not love. It's not even close.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Even death requires an essay

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