Findings:

• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• You say you want to help me
• Please help me!
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• So help me God
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Better him than me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Know me better, and love me better
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Help Me, Daddy
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I was a homeless bum
• lord help me, for i am weak
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Penis size and impregnation
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• help me (user)
• Help me help you
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• god help me
• Help Me, Rhonda
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• A Better Version of Me
• I won't ever understand me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• better off with him than here with me
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• do you understand what is happening?
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• better half
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• It will get better
• A determination to do better than
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Vegetarians taste better
• I must die or be better
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Wish for Something Better
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• Better warning labels
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• More is better
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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