Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "it is fortunate the tongue has become a deadweight, a better excuse than having nothing to say"

• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Dead Than Red
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I can do much better than this
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• You aren't better than human
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Some better way to say goodbye
• Two heads are better than one
• Treatment of corporations
• And the lion has nothing to fear
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Better than Sex
• better than 2 (user)
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• better than natural
• Ideas are better than apples
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• How to become a better anorexic
• art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
• My kitchen window has become an instrument of death
• This confession has meant nothing.
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• E2 has become my Internet
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A better model than the one at data general
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Why cats are better than dogs
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Better safe than sorry
• for() is better than while()
• Better Than Sex Cake
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• The book is better than the movie
• Rebeca Martinez
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• better than a living will
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Tickling is better than sex
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Better him than me
• Better Than Bouillon
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• better than half my insides
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Nothing has changed.
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Things that are better than sex
• To say nothing of the dog
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Home surgery
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• Father Smith Says Nothing
• My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
• how to become a better
• nothing interesting to say
• thought has become irritatingly symphonic
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• You better watch what you say
• It doesn't get any better than this
• CD vs. vinyl
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Better than Life
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• A determination to do better than
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• the light slowly fading outside has become insignificant
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Are we better than everything else?
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• There's no better mirror than a child
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Original better than the sequel
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Better Than Garbo
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• What can be better than that?
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Better blatant than latent
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• There were times better than this
• Better Than Chocolate
• better off with him than here with me
• better late than never
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• better than the best
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• Better than kicking him into next week
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Much better than a piss test
• leave it better than you found it
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• better than Radiohead
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men

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