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• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Most Wired Colleges
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• No one says anything important during the day
• A Place of One's Own
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The most engine failures in one flight
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Transferring to a new university or college
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• Things I learned in one week of college
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• Eleven or One
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Words that only have one context
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• You have your own places to go.
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• He who dies with the most toys wins
• The Wild Colonials
• No one is illegal
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• the one single thing I regret losing the most
• Cooking for One
• One lump or two?
• Be a model or just look like one
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• don't spend it all in one place
• To find one's place
• No one can be in two places at once
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
• Your place or mine?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• to a place where no one's around
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Win, place or show
• One Canada Square
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• the most erotic and secret places of my mouth
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I may or may not have been naked
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I have one whole anus
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• It must have rained or something
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• You, standing
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Have One On Me
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I could have been one of a two
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• i remember, most of all, the places that cradled my thoughts
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• My town is the most boring place on earth
• He's been places they have not.
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• one learns the most when losing
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• The World's Most Dangerous Places
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• One learns the most when teaching others
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• The consumers of tomorrow will resemble the soldiers of yesterday

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