Findings:
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- How I fell in love with Alice
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- I married him because he was not mean
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- How I fell in love
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- He loved Big Brother.
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Love to Love You Baby
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- At night, she still believes in him
- To Him She Is A Beauty
- "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- The love affair between the leaves and the birds
- The girl you fell in love with
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- He loves me, he loves me not
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- because I love skating bears
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Is she really going out with him?
- She thought about giving him her heart
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- A poem for when I loved him
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- How to become a bitter anorexic
- The day I fell in love
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- How to make a pine cone bird feeder
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- I fell in love with her fist
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He says she says
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The PRECISE moment America fell slightly out of love with Michael Jackson
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How long do babies sleep?
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- he (or she)
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He taught me how to smoke
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- She Misses Him
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- Tormenting babies
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- That's Just How He Was
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- Because I love you
- Quieting a crying baby
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- born baby blue, tonight she is burning red
- How to deliver a baby in a taxicab
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- baby love (user)
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- How high tech app helps people engage with birds
- Quetzal Birds in Love
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
- ocean of bitter tears
- The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant
- I fell in love with her first
- How babies get around
- How to fell a tree with a chainsaw
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Bird and Baby
- How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
- he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil
- he/she
- A girl who fell in love with a stove
- His face when she fell
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He and She
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- He Said, She Said
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- she, he, and me
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- He and she are one
- I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
- How to burp a baby
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
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