Findings:

• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• You're like a brother to me
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If you're hungry, blame me
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• You say you love; but with a voice
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Nobody for me but you
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• youre losing me
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Give me a moment, please
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• like you're blind but still can see
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• when you're ready to touch me again
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You're not the boss of me
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• why am i me, and you're you?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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