Findings:

• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• man when you are telling me how it was
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Before you, there was me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• This node was made for you and me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was a homeless bum
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• bastard
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• rat bastard
• High Ping Bastard
• A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
• The Bastard Theory
• bastard sword
• bastard (user)
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• That yellow bastard
• Arrogant Bastard Ale
• The Two Lying Bastards Show
• Fat Bastard Chardonnay
• Utter Bastard
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• Dreamy bastard
• Op:l Bastards
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• One smelting bastard
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Suffering bastard
• bastard child of change
• Asperger, you bastard
• Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper
• tokyo bastard (user)
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Bastard Pool
• Commie Bastard (user)
• Low Ping Bastard
• Bastard Digital Laser Disc
• Spherical bastards
• Rational Bastard (user)
• Bastard!!
• William the Bastard
• Bastard search
• The bastard on the couch
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Furry Bastard (user)
• Voltaire's Bastards
• Old ye bastard (user)
• Hobbes's Bastard (user)
• Dirty Old Bastard
• Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
• Those Poor Bastards
• Bastards and Angels
• Bastards and Angels: Dr. Albert C. Barnes, the Barnes Foundation, and the Rich White Fuck Civil War (node_forward)
• Saint Bastard
• You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
• Beautiful Bastard
• Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
• Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur
• An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• me
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Trust me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Zap me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• England Made Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Big Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• why me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Taste me, taste me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Tell me a story about trains
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I and me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me

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