Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "it was possible to destroy the universe then somebody would have destroyed it by now"

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• That Was Then, This is Now
• I want to destroy the universe
• It's very hard to destroy the Universe
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Fred Hembeck Destroys the Marvel Universe
• How the Earth was destroyed
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• This Will Destroy You
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• How To Destroy Angels
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Destroy All Monsters
• The power to tax is the power to destroy
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• to destroy something before understanding it
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• you would have been
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• You cannot destroy the gender binary with a gyroscope
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• And then by the side of the road, I saw
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Your Pain Destroys Me
• Destroy Mass Media
• Destroy Rock & Roll
• Wilt thou destroy the righteous with the wicked?
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• only the named can be destroyed
• Please Don't Destroy
• Time Destroys All Things
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You stole what they would have given you
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• What was stolen by someone else
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• every secret thing was made by some one
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
• Written language destroyed our memory
• Search & Destroy
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• Love creates. Hatred only destroys.
• We must destroy x10
• Conspiracy To Save/Destroy Television
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• To keep you is no benefit. To destroy you is no loss.
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• Digital Homicide - How to Destroy Your Company in Three Easy Steps!
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• we had to destroy the world in order to save it
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• We had to destroy the future in order to save it
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
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• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I was raised by the French government
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• TWO HUB MEN DIE IN BLAST; New York also destroyed
• Will nanotech destroy science fiction?
• The urge to destroy is also a creative urge
• Destroy!
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• Swarm and Destroy
• Scroll of destroy armor
• Destroy All Comics
• destroy
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• money destroys cool
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• The Boy Who Destroyed the World
• boy meets girl, girl teases boy, boy looks for something to destroy
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• How to destroy the Earth
• Obey Wario - Destroy Mario!
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• I wanted her silken red lips to be my malevolent hand
• You are at the peak of your powers to destroy and heal, O Blazing One.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• cavity search and destroy
• Pretty Lady Destroy Everything
• Facebook destroys real relationships
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Destroy All Humans!
• In three glorious words you destroyed me

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