Findings:

• November 4, 1995
• Was Pursuing an MFA Worth It?
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• shot
• Big Shot
• bank shot
• Who Shot Johnny Rock?
• Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• What if the world were flat?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She is and was
• Why was my poem nuked?
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• and with that, the final word was written
• I Was Meant for the Stage
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• The door was closed
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• Two hundred and forty dollas worth o' pudd'n
• If it's worth listening to, it's worth buying.
• Burrel shot
• I Shot Andy Warhol
• break shot
• pot shot
• The Odd Angry Shot
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• being a kid was great
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• I was not sleeping anymore
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• The day I was showering with two black men
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• I was Bullied AND I was the Bully
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• He was a cinnamon roll too pure for this world. She was absolute metal.
• Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
• Guessing the worth of something
• Worth Winning
• Shots
• Forehand shot
• I've been shot!
• A candelabra, shot of rum, and a bucket
• Who Shot JFK?
• shot of whiskey with a Ten year chaser
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Dumb laws
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• How the Earth was destroyed
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• the signal was killed
• When I Was A Baby
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• /but what was the question?
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• chip shot
• Called shot
• Tabasco Shots
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• The Walrus was Paul
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When I was ten years old
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• I was Christian for a day
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• Back when our blood was still warm
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• I was monied and I needed the youth
• All you ever did was let it happen
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• "Patriarchy" was a term outdated in 1968
• it was ok back then
• He Was Only Joking
• Worth Having
• Anything worth doing is worth overdoing

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