Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "it wasn't that i couldn't find the answer, i was just asking the wrong questions..."

• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Snappy answers to a weird question
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Does that answer your question?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
• It was just a crush
• we couldn't find the address
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• just plain wrong
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• How it is that we stop asking questions
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• i trust that this answers all of your questions
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• you could be asking questions
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• Just Wrong
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• because it wasn't just the air
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• Descartes was wrong
• Answer to a Child's Question
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• All The Wrong Questions
• Questions and answers
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Question to the Ultimate Answer
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• What question is its own answer?
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Asking good questions
• as if questions have answers
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I just couldn't work like that
• Answers to Course Evaluations Questions
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• i just knew i'd find you here
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• Answer in the form of a question
• There is no answer; there is no question
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I will not dignify that question with an answer
• Round the Moon: 6: Question and Answer
• Candlelight is the answer to every question
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• It just wasn't a good morning
• Answer the question, then question the answer
• Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
• The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• What was the question?
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• /but what was the question?
• That's Just How He Was
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• Even the moon was wrong
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The Overly Answered Question
• The Last Answer
• more answer songs
• Is that your final answer?
• answer: twelve coins
• answer: N bags of coins
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• answer: house number problems
• answer: glasses of water
• Answer: The oldest chestnut
• answer: houses and utilities
• answer: four bugs
• Answer: friends
• answer: language equations
• answer: clock hands
• answer: convoluted states I
• answer: millennium
• answer: convoluted states II
• answer: opening and closing lockers
• Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
• answer: five man, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
• Answer: horseman and 40 mile army
• answer: connect 3x3 points with 4 lines
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
• answer: who paid for the beers?
• answer: dropping glasses
• answer: where did the other square go?
• How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• A Tangled Tale : Knot One : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Two : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Four : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Five : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Six : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Seven : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Eight : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Nine : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Ten : Answer
• answer: two riverboats
• Answer to the forest of sideways logic
• Betting puzzle answer
• Blistex Herbal Answer
• Seek not now the answers
• Answer: infinity balls in a bin
• Obligatory Nonsensical Answer
• Answer: blue-eyed suicide
• answer: four chess knights
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• Easy Answers
• An Answer to The Jews
• Einstein riddle
• The 7-Eleven problem
• answer: move 2 matches to flip the glass
• Answer In Time
• The answer is obviously, you don't.

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