Findings:
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Deception - Day One
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- based on events that may have happened
- One quiet, unassuming day
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The hope that one of us would learn to swim
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- you would have been
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- One day we will burn
- One Day in September
- Just One Of Those Days
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Have a nice day
- Meeting Love Downtown One Day
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- You stole what they would have given you
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- One Bright Day
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- he would have laughed
- I could have been one of a two
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- We would return to one another
- What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Stoned music memories
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- Peace One Day
- A Day No Pigs Would Die
- Day One
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- Luckily, you will perish one day.
- Not One Damn Dime Day
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- denial would serve for another day
- Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- One day at a time
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- I have one whole anus
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- What pornos would have us believe
- Words that only have one context
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Have One On Me
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- he would have cried
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Bernie would have won
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- One of those days
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- To node one thing beautiful every day
- One fine day in the middle of the night
- Four Seasons in One Day
- One day I wrote her name upon the strand
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- The days of wonder have come at last
- Penis for a day
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- All these things we'll one day swallow whole
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
- One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- I always wanted to get married one day
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- How it would happen
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- A fever of one day's continuance only
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- worse things have happened to better people
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- That is a thing that might have happened
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- It Happened One Night
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- I would like to have emotions
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- And then one day you wake up
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- No one says anything important during the day
- You mean the me that you would be
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