Findings:

• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Bernie would have won
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• You stole what they would have given you
• you would have been
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• he would have cried
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would like to have emotions
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I was into them after they were hip
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• What was left after the party
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• What pornos would have us believe
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• They have taken enough
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• he would have laughed
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• after the therapy
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• After Dark
• Night After Night
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Twenty Years After
• After damp
• After The Race - 2
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
• morning after sheets
• The Day after Tomorrow
• After Effects
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• After Apple-Picking
• Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
• After Auschwitz
• People with programming languages named after them
• Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
• Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
• Live After Death
• whoring after other gods
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• November and Everything After
• Going After Cacciato
• After love
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• chasing after foolish entanglements
• In the light - After Midnight
• After the flood all the colors came out
• Years After Landing
• In the Coffee Shop after Paradise
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• First Observation After a Nap
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• The silence after someone leaves
• I Before E Except After C
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Morning After Pill
• Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• The summer after high school
• After Magritte
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• fluorescence recovery after photobleaching (FRAP)
• You mean the me that you would be
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The first against the wall after the Revolution came
• 500 Years After
• Sex after pregnancy
• Applauding after a movie
• African-American schools after Brown: what changed?
• Countries named after people

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