Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "jump up and down on one foot while rubbing your stomach and patting your head"

• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Heads Down, Thumbs Up
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Let's tear down build up smashing a new world
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• a crack in my skull (an up and down disorder)
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• Foot in mouth brought down the Berlin Wall
• Airport accident, one slightly bruised ego, one slightly damaged head
• One Foot on a Banana Split
• One long June I came down from the trees
• Trompe
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• early one mornin while makin the rounds
• One up
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Johnny Jump Up
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• Up, down, flying around... (e2poll)
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• one thing just tears him down
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
• One Foot in the Grave
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Go over one's head
• Gave up poetry and went down 't mine.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Jump Up! Records
• Rebeca Martinez
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• Things one should do while naked
• And then one day you wake up
• Hold your head up
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• heads down
• down on one knee
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Up and down the river
• Down in one
• Looking Up & Down
• I can't stand up for falling down
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• Sit Down. Stand Up.
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Up the Down Staircase
• The Downs and Ups of IFR Training
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Rising Up and Rising Down
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• Is Pandeism "sexed up" and "watered down"?
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• Pimps Up, Ho's Down
• One Foot in History
• heads up
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Rolling Up, Rolling Down
• Two heads are better than one
• Cruising down Otay, jacked up on Benadryl
• Shut up and jump
• Jump Up
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• These go to eleven
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• Jump Up and Slap Yo' Mama Gazpacho
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case One
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Heads Up 7up
• Thumbs Up going down
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm
• Down By Law
• go down
• down quark
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Down's Syndrome
• Batten down the hatches!
• kick down
• Xiu Xiu : The Sent Down Girl
• knocking a person down
• while a waitress pours coffee
• If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
• Down To This
• On the down low
• Chop down
• Flag down
• Down East Delight
• Down Under
• Down Under Snowball
• snarf down
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Falling Down
• get right down to it
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• watered down
• Take Me Down
• Knuckle down
• Rolling Down to Old Maui
• Turning text upside down
• thumbs down
• Down and Out in Paris and London
• 3 Doors Down
• come down
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The Bog Down In The Valley
• Daffy Down Dilly
• London Bridge is Falling Down
• dress down
• Trickle-down economics
• Windows is now shutting down
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Plan for bringing down corporate fast food chains
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Gravity really gets me down
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• The Devil Went Down to Cambridge
• put down
• Burning Down
• You'd better sit down
• The World Turned Upside Down
• I'm Down
• Strutting down the street
• Never Let Me Down Again
• push it down
• My Wang never goes down
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• Whacking down pears with my prick
• turn that frown upside down
• down the drain
• Tearing it Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Somewhere Down the Crazy River
• As the towel begins to slide down your body
• Phoenix Down

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