Findings:

• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Just don't expect me to understand
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• Don't call me white
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Ask Me Why
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• it's just me (user)
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• They don't touch me the same way
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• let me ask (user)
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't Make Me Think
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't Tell Me
• She just looks at me
• it's still just me in here
• Don't Give Me Names
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Rape committed by women
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• St. Peter don't you call me
• don't blame me for your anger
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Don't ask don't tell
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Just Me (user)
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Don't call me Asian
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't wait up for me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• People just expect things from me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• customers don't trust me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I asked her not to forget me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• They Don't Want Me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't tell me everything
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Somebody once asked me...
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't call me Debbie
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• They asked me to write a letter
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• You just don't get it
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Just call me fluffy
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Don't stand so close to me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• Don't send me roses
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Just Let Me Breathe
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu

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