Findings:

• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• It's Me or the Dog
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• kill me (user)
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• kill me now (user)
• Who's dreaming it, then? You, or me?
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• 206
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• give me the truth or nothing
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Someone please kill me
• She kills me
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Drugs Or Me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Please Kill Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• how my computer nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• How Prom nearly killed me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• you cannot kill me in a way that matters
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• whoever kills me must finish my work
• Fuck it or kill it
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Love Me or Leave Me
• me or the gun
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• That which does not kill me...
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• kill him dead; don't call me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Kill
• Kill Yourself
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Kill the Poor
• kill -9
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• A little child could never kill this clean
• They killed our Lord
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• A View to a Kill
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I think I killed it
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Kill 'em All
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill a rap
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill Yr Idols
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Rest Now, Little Wolf (A Vigil for Aria, or, How the Lamb Stood in an Empty Room Filled With Empty Friends)
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Why does Man kill?
• I will kill you if I can
• How to kill a clown
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• spermicide kills
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• The Man He Killed
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• kill -9 dueling
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• A Time to Kill
• Accidental death odds
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• This machine kills fascists
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Camp Kill Yourself
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• I would kill my mother
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Meat Kills
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• When you kill people they die
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
• Kill My Landlord
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Kill City
• One Case One Kill
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• spawn kill
• tether kill switch
• curiosity killed the cat
• How we killed Borges

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