One of the most widely reproduced examples of
Anguish Languish, this is a retelling of the story of
Little Red Riding Hood.
Translation (my own) is added as links.
Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist.
Disk ladle gull orphan worry Putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset. Ladle Rat Rotten
Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker cockles. Tick
disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts honor udder
site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck
floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum stenches, dun
stopper torque wet strainers!"
"Hoe cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle
basking an stuttered oft.
Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten
anomalous woof.
"Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof. "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut!
Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"
"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking
bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."
"O hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf,
"Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup wetter
letter, an den--O bore!"
Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched a cordage offer
groin-murder, picked inner window, an sore debtor pore oil worming worse
lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet, paunched
honor pore oil worming, an garbled erupt. Den disk ratchet ammonol pot honor
groin-murder's nut-cup an gnat-gun, any curdled ope inner bet.
Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker dough
ball. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse.
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.
"O Grammar!" crater ladle gull historically. "Water bag icer gut! A nervous
sausage bag ice!"
"Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard," setter bloat-Thursday woof, wetter
wicket small honors phase.
"O Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!"
"Battered small your whiff, doling," whiskered dole woof, ants mouse worse
waddling.
"O Grammar, water bag mouser gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!"
Daze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden, caking
offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof lipped own
pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.
Mural: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet
strainers.
Original © Howard Chace
Translation is mine.