Findings:

• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-B
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• There is no god but God
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-C
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-B
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• no ideas but in things
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-B
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-A
• War by Other Means (e2poll)
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-A
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• There is no dream but this.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• by any means necessary
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-A
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-B
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• No Last Prophet
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture II: What Pragmatism Means
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection
• Close, but no cigar
• no means no
• no mean feat
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• No visible means of support
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Introduction
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter II
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-B
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-A
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIV-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-B
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• What we mean by 'Jesus'
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• The least popular movies of the last fifteen years
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIV-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-A
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• physical proof that the arithmetic mean is at least as large as the harmonic mean
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way

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