Findings:

• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• They knew what our pain would be.
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
• That would be me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Half-sour pickle
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• A book that would feed our chats
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• That I Would Be Good
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• it would be hilarious if only
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Just to see what it would be like
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The best kind of bartender
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• You mean the me that you would be
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• And this is our life...I would not change it.
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• the world will be remade in our image
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Be our drone
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• AI should be our top priority.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• A whimper would be fine
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Mind without body
• I never thought it would be like this
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Let us be our own pornographers
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• That Would Be Enough
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If you would be so kind
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If you would be seated
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• eternity would be boring
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Choose Your Own Adventure
• Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure
• Adventure Thru Inner Space
• The Adventures of the Old Woman Continued
• Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Adventures in a TV Nation
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 1
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 2
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 3
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 4
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 5
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 6
• Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
• Illusions: Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah
• The Adventure Game
• Adventures of the Mini Goddesses
• The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
• Castle Adventure
• Tony Millionaire's The Adventures of Sock Monkey
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
• Dr's Hospital Adventure
• Tiny Toon Adventures
• The Adventures of Pete and Pete
• Dairy Farm Adventures
• The Poseidon Adventure
• Adventure complete

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