Findings:

• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• This Was Your Life
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• /but what was the question?
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Food was purer in the good old days
• I was never any good at maths at school
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Where Once Life Was
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I was a witch in a past life
• If I was a good person
• sissies live a hard life
• the seven hills of Rome
• Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Good from far, but far from good
• Life Is So Good
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• It's a Hard Knock Life for a Cosmic Horror Cultist
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• A Good Man is Hard to Find
• For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• It's a Hard NOC Life (category)
• Descartes was wrong
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• No shit, there I was
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• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Vancouver, Washington
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• A Hard Man is Good to Find
• It's a Good Life
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Good help is so hard to find
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• was
• My Life and Hard Times
• Music was better in the old days
• The Walrus was Paul
• Was (Not Was)
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Kilroy was here
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Skim this life but never live
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Love cookies
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• But life is subjective.
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• It's light but hard to carry
• Treating addiction is hard, but treating chronic pain with addiction is harder
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Life's Too Good
• The Good Life OZ e.p
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• Brainstorming A Good Day to Die Hard
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• It's a Good Life!
• The Good Life
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Hard liquor for a hard life
• Life is hard

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