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• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
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• The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
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• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
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• What Should I Do with My Life?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
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• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
• Beau Woes and Other Problems of Modern Life
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• answer: coupon collector's problem
• The Tiger Problem - Answer
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• In significant amounts, violence solves everything
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• A sufficient amount of light
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• Round the Moon: 6: Question and Answer
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• Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
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• Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
• The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.
• The Confutation of Tyndale's Answer
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• Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
• The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• all of these answers need questioning
• The shorter and more accurate answer is "No."
• the answer is love
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