Findings:
- small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Give a flying fuck
- Fuck what other people think
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Being a dickhead
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- how to give anyone artificial dandruff
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Fuck like bunnies
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- I don't think I like your system
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- I'm not what you think
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- My cats think I'm a God
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- flying fuck
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- Fuck like crazed weasels
- Like fuck, said the duck
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- fuck you I'm an anteater
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- How to not give a fuck
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- They think I'm a god
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- i'm flying from a fire
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- I feel like I'm being watched
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Ways that I like to think of Jesus
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- I think this is why I walked like Nixon
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I don't think I like love
- Never trust anyone over 30
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Ebonics began with pirates
- A word from anyone's alien
- Racquetball, anyone?
- Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- They'll let anyone into Paradise
- There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Is anyone out there?
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- indulgence, anyone?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Flying Monkey Right
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Flying Scotsman
- Flying Toasters
- flying cars
- The Flying Tomato
- The Flying Karamazov Brothers
- Flying fish
- Flying squirrel
- Elmer, the Flying Monk of Malmesbury
- Flying Saucers
- Unidentified flying object
- The Flying Lizards
- flying fox
- Flying Grasshopper
- Johnny Socko and the Flying Robot
- Flying Officer
- Flying Dutchman
- Flying Cloud
- The Flying Scotsman
- World War I Flying Ace
- Flying Buffalo
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