Findings:
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
- What makes him so goddamned special?
- The Bastard (user)
- bastard
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- Ol' Dirty Bastard
- rat bastard
- Fat Bastard
- High Ping Bastard
- A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
- The Bastard Theory
- bastard sword
- bastard play
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- bastard (user)
- Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
- That yellow bastard
- Arrogant Bastard Ale
- bastard pill
- The Two Lying Bastards Show
- Fat Bastard Chardonnay
- Utter Bastard
- a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
- Dreamy bastard
- Op:l Bastards
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- One smelting bastard
- why I like fat bastards
- Bastard Amber
- Big Bastard (user)
- Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards
- bastard feudalism
- All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
- Suffering bastard
- bastard child of change
- Asperger, you bastard
- Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper
- tokyo bastard (user)
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Bastard Pool
- Commie Bastard (user)
- Bastard Pop
- Low Ping Bastard
- Bastard Digital Laser Disc
- Spherical bastards
- Rational Bastard (user)
- Bastard!!
- William the Bastard
- Bastard search
- The bastard on the couch
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- Furry Bastard (user)
- Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
- Voltaire's Bastards
- Old ye bastard (user)
- Hobbes's Bastard (user)
- Dirty Old Bastard
- Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
- Dirty Rotten Bastards
- Bastard prompt
- 1horny bastard (user)
- Bastard wing
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Saint Bastard's Day
- Bastard Fairies
- magnificent imagination bastard
- Those Poor Bastards
- sadist bastard (user)
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- Bastards and Angels
- Bastards and Angels: Dr. Albert C. Barnes, the Barnes Foundation, and the Rich White Fuck Civil War (node_forward)
- Saint Bastard
- You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
- Beautiful Bastard
- Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
- Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur
- An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
- Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
- The Gospel according to St. Bastard
- him
- To let him know
- Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
- as much as time to him reveals
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Better him than me
- Crown Him with Many Crowns
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- For Him I Sing
- Just give him the damned fish
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- It's never him
- Language of the dead
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- Divine hunger sustains him
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- then I hugged him
- I refute him thus!
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- I ain't mad at him
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Peace be upon him
- She thought about giving him her heart
- Is she really going out with him?
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- You want that I should rough him up?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- I didn't want him
- Jen, I really hate him
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- To Him Who Waits
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- a poem for a boy before I met him
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- Heart! We Will Forget Him!
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- I'm not sharing him
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- An Ode for Him
- And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
- Can I eat him, boss?
- To the Not Impossible Him
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Epistle to the Paranoids
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- I found him in my head, reading starlight
- death passed him by
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
- She's All My Fancy Painted Him
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- She Misses Him
- I married him because he was not mean
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- My self-image hurts him
- I was Chris to him
- Don't feel bad to call him black
- kill him dead; don't call me
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
- Send him to Detroit!
- Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- His Infernal Majesty
- A day without him is three months long
- To Him She Is A Beauty
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- Atli bids the Giukings to him
- Lui: A View of Him
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