Findings:

• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• He who has ears, let him hear
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• You can't make someone love you
• you can't love him anymore.
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Fluoxetine
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 2: In Which I Refuse to Bow
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• canted shot
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You can't inherit respect
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Can't Come Down
• The Cant
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Girl Can't Help It
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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