Findings:

• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• If it feels good, do it
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Good from far, but far from good
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Feels Good
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Geeks make good lovers
• The color that makes you look good
• Things that make me feel feminine
• Make It Good
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Love cookies
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Msgs that make you feel loved
• it feels good until you stop
• Following your heart feels good
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• What makes music good
• Alfredo sauce
• What makes a good person?
• Make Good
• Summer Make Good
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• feel-good
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• We don't make good wives
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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