A
mall springs up in
suburbia and it sends out
invisible waves, possibly in
subspace. Beautiful
creatures converge on the building in pairs and
en masse. Possibly they are attracted by the promise of
shiny objects, or they can smell a
Bath & Body Works from miles away.
Nevertheless, they always come.
Their
presence is not unwanted, for they enhance the
atmosphere in any mall as well as any
beautiful window display. The
aesthetic factor increases by 300%, and
pheromones stop up the
climate control system, striking fear into the hearts of interior decorators who spend weeks designing something only to have thier
objet d'art ignored for the sight of the mall babies].
Due to matters of
legality and
morality, these
beings are
looky no touchy...unless you happen to still be in
high school, that is. Talking to them is usually not recommended, either, since
the majority have an
intelligence inversely proportional to their
beauty. This is, of course a
generalization and subject to
exception.