Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "man did I ever suck, I would literally write sentences with twelve and thirteen commas in them"

• My first comet
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Comma Splices and Run-on Sentences
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The bravest man I've ever known
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• A young man writes poetry to the sound of the sea crashing
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• I did not say it would make sense
• Man, what the fuck, I did EVERYTHING for you!
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• i played the last game of chess a man ever played
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Half-sour pickle
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• All you ever did was let it happen
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• did you ever wonder (user)
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• question comma
• Harvard Comma
• comma bacillus
• Comma Fault
• Pythagorean comma
• Oxford Comma
• comma (user)
• comma splice
• Busey comma Gary (user)
• Hunting for commas
• Yorkshire Comma
• I know what you did last summer
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I still know what you did last summer
• Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• How much pain did you cause?
• My Way
• I did not find love
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Men did not always like large breasts
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• The Butler Did it, Again
• What did you do for your mother today?
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• answer: where did the other square go?
• A Slumber did my Spirit Seal
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• Where did you get that hat?
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Using headphones as a microphone
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• More hips!
• How did we come to this?
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• Did Aum Shinrikyo set off a nuclear bomb in Western Australia in 1993?
• Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
• Did Nostradamus predict JFK's assassination?
• What did you mean when you said...
• I know what you did in Texas
• Shakespeare Did It Syndrome
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• The train never did come that day
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• What I Did On My Vacation
• Where did you learn ebonics?
• England arrived late
• Conspiracy Theory: Did we land on the Moon?
• Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• How did I end up here?
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• what I did on my holidays
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• write right wright rite
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• Jesus did not speak English
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Did not arrive (no reason)
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• Katie Did
• Why did the girl fall off the swing?
• A Big Boy Did It and Ran Away
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Why Did Grandpa Die?
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• Did Elvis see Star Wars?
• As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
• Did the backstory for Atomsk come from Mr Roboto?
• Where Did The Days Go?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• You did a lot of things right on this girl.
• A tramp did it
• we were polite, we did not fall apart
• We did not make this up
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• Did we not build the rudder? Let us not blame the sea.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.

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