Findings:

• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Casual sex: it's not just for 'sinners' anymore
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Maybe it was not a Friday night
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• It was just a crush
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• JUST FOR SEX (user)
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• That's Just How He Was
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• excuse
• Excuse me
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Ignorance is no excuse
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• excuse moi (user)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• No Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• just friends
• Just
• Just Do It
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Just a Minute
• Just being quiet and close
• Can we all just get along?
• Just say no to TV
• Just another perl hacker
• Just the facts, ma'am
• Just for the hell of it
• Just because it happened to you
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Just a guy on a horse
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Just call me fluffy
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• we just can't give 'em away!
• just a life-support system for a penis
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• It's just not cricket
• Just Say No to Dubs
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• You just cut that guy off
• just a guy (user)
• Comics are not just for children
• Just Wrong
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Storing a doubly-linked list using just a single pointer field
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Just So Stories
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• And then I will just slip away
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• it's just as true as the news
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• just a night
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• a just cause
• Just friends syndrome
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• Just A Touch
• just a phase
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I just work here
• Just Like Heaven
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Her hair, tangled
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• Let's just be friends
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• economics is just a tool
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution

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