Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "maybe to increase my latent Heideggerian content I should have written made-present, but then again: maybe I shouldn't have."

• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• But I have seen the sun just once
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Maybe You Should Drive
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• consoles should have trackballs
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Tools everyone should have
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• the dreams that should have died
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I love you but I have to let you go
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• I should have danced with you
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Movies that should have been books first
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• No, but I'll have a beer
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• how many lines of code have you written?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• What have you been smoking?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have no hair
• I have a dream
• When I have female children
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I have seen the elephant
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• You can't have everything
• I have no faith in your God
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Sally guests I have known
• institutions have lives of their own
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• You have a big finger
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Baptist jokes
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• She's Gotta Have It
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

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