Findings:
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- When she was bad
- Back when grunge was still cool
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Back when our blood was still warm
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- She sat back in the bleachers
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- She is and was
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She always was devious in her beauty
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- When she is talking to him
- And When She Sings
- She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
- When the jungle took the city back
- Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
- Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- She was steady
- When I went back in time to kill you
- She was too beautiful to be human
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- When I was your age
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- She took a California tilt and never came back.
- When will the internet eradicate paper?
- When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
- I married him because he was not mean
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- His face when she fell
- When Neutral Point of View Means Repeating the Ludicrous
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- She was free
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She knew what she was doing
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- cities full of ravens, silent concrete echoing back while she sings
- Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- Does back pain mean a disc?
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- What did you mean when you said...
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- When words mean too much
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- Ecological vs. environmental
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Choosing an internet nickname
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- She was locked in time
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- These are the days when birds come back
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- You mean she can
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- What the hell was she thinking?
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- When something means nothing and nothing means everything
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
- When she died
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- Venus, when she is the evening star
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
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