Findings:

• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not racist but...
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Being a dickhead
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Why men like lesbians
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• High school can kill you
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• We said nay, we are but men
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• War is hell but men like it
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Gay men
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Gay Men's Health Crisis
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• I'm gay
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Gay and lesbian stereotypes in the media
• I'm not gay
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• gay and lesbian
• National Gay and Lesbian Task Force
• Gay and Lesbian Advocates and Defenders
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• All good men are either gay or married
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Paper that becomes aware
• Time Becomes Meaningless In The Face Of Creativity
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• why global warming causes weather to become more extreme
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• How to become a minister for free
• Young liberals become old conservatives
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• How to become a better anorexic
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• My kitchen window has become an instrument of death
• The farmer becomes the knight again
• How to Become a Fruitarian
• How to Become a Fruitarian 2
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• What's Become of the Baby
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• E2 has become my Internet
• Mourning Becomes Electra
• Morning Becomes Eclectic
• in order to tame lions, one must become a lion
• If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
• How a Pope is chosen
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• How To Become a Mighty Pirate
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• How a bill becomes a law in the Westminster System
• Ice fishing becomes madly popular in the American midwest, despite the unseasonable late November thaw
• Donny Becomes a Man
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.
• What becomes of the little boys?
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• sometimes noise becomes music
• Any house can become a prison
• retroactive tears for the man I thought you wouldn't become
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• When Walls Become Tables
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• We Will Become Silhouettes
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• The me I hope to become
• How To Become A Virgin
• our website could be your life
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• The Life to Which We've Become Accustomed
• How to become a competitive gamer
• PETA becomes you, a proposed future
• Yeah, you've become, beautiful
• how to become a better
• How to become a bitter anorexic
• thought has become irritatingly symphonic
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• we will become a happy ending
• I long to slash and slay the enemy and become a hero
• what we practice, we become
• The more i dream, the more whole the picture becomes.
• butt naked
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God

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