Findings:

• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• You can't get there from here
• White Men Can't Jump
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• The Men Who Stare at Berhardt Goats
• Why can't I get over her
• Who gets to decide?
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• The Men Who Murdered Mohammed
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• can't get with
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• can you get enough of me?
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Can't get you out of my head
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• The Men Who Built America
• The Men Who Stare At Goats
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Men who purr
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Dead men can't die
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• At least things can't get any worse
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The "men can't find the clitoris" meme
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Can't we all just get along?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Six good men who listened
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• Judging women by their books
• Those who can't do, teach
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Men can't give directions
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Shafties can't wheelie
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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